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Hell’s Kitchen 6-19-06 Recap:  Sweat be Not Proud, but turn the Oven On!
By Eric G.

We opened up this evenings Hell’s Kitchen with a simplistic competition between the Red Female’s Team and the Blue Men’s Team.  It’s all about Communication and Time, which neither of these Chef’s-to-be or Chef-Boyardee seem to be able to handle.  The task was simple; one member of each team was instructed to prepare 3 entry dishes by Chef Ramsey.  They had 20 minutes to work these dishes and then were “Tagged Out” by another member of their team to continue the task.  The catch here was that only the Prior Chef was privy to what meals to prepare and must communicate it effectively and efficiently to the next Chef that will replace them. They were given about 10-15 second to communicate all important information.

Neither team handled the communication aspect as the Women’s team failed to even prepare a Dish while the men’s team effectively created haphazardly the same tortellini dish over and over among each of their team mates.  The new the rules, they knew the game yet they could communicate three words, Salmon, Tortellini, and Chicken and where they left off.  The worst Chef-Due-Jour was the Red Teams Maribel. She didn’t hear the word Tortellini nor could see it cooking on the stove 2 feet in front of her face as she was preparing the other dishes.  Yo Honey the Steaming Pot on the Stove should have given you a clue!

In this contest the Women only prepared 2 of the three dishes, Yet beat the men’s three dishes because of completeness.

As usual this episode was full of Bleeps, Profanity and down right nastiness, and Chef Ramsay had yet to open his mouth.  We see the Ex Prison Chef  Garrett who is used to serving in Slop in Bulk make some sexist comment to the women.  He was pissed because they lost the first competition and was forced to perform the Laundry Duties for the restaurant while the women spent the day on a Luxury Yacht. It seemed longer than a 3 hour tour, but the Fortunately for us Gillian and the Skipper didn’t shipwreck and the Women made it back in one piece. Not Sober, But one Piece.

To me One of the Funniest Lines was from the King of Sweat, The Big Dripper Tom who exulted he would love to Street Fight Chef Ramsay but because he signed a form say he would hit anyone…   Look her Captain Puff-n-Stuff, you are 5 foot 6,  are about 75 pounds overweight, you Sweat Gravy, you stop to catch your breath after stirring soup. You want to take on the Former Rugby Player Chef Ramsay who is all Piss and Vinegar and looks like a British Bull Dog.  The only Change in Hell or Hell’s Kitchen you could take ol Ramsay would be if he slipped on your Sweat puddles and them you promptly Sat on him and started Eating him.  Even them,,,,,

Our Grape Ape Contestant, The White wannabe Hip Hop Star Chef, Keith was more suited to be a plumber this episode than behind the cooking lines.  I didn’t know “Butt Crack” was on the menu. Chef Ramsay had to tell “Butt Crack” to pull up his pants several times. In Keith eloquent retort “That’s how I roll”. The South Hampton New York Contestant does resemble the Pillsbury Doughboy with a 6th grade education. Oh Yeah Grape Ape, If you taste the sauce, Clean the spoon or get another one before going back into the sauce to stir. Double Dipping from you funky butt is just nasty.

Heather who was last week’s star show hit the bottle apparently on the “Cruise” because she was a tad feisty and unpleasant in the kitchen. She didn’t increase her stock this week.

In the cooking competition the women did really well and beat the men hands down.  The men down to 4 competitors had to choose who to put in front of the Chef for the ultimate Axe! It was 3 votes for Tom and One Vote for Gaicomo the pizza maker.  This was a repeat of 2 out of 3 losers from last week as well. In a Surprise, Chef Ramsey decided to take out the Anchovy rather than sweaty Gouda and gave Giacomo the Last Rites.

Giacomo of all things forgot to turn on the oven.  Um Pizza Boy, Um Even you should know that.  Didn’t you not feel the heat?  He didn’t even turn on the gas.  I guess in his old establishment, the Owners turned on the Pizza Oven and he hadn’t Learned that Fine Culinary Art.

Giacomo, your application to Domino’s is now terminated as well. 

This is two weeks in a row the Sweat Mizer, Big Dripper, New Jersey Tom slip slided away from being carved, battered and broiled off the Hell’s Kitchen Restaurant. How bad does it have to get.  Tom you have several lives and if we have to get a quest Chinese Chef to carve off the rest of the 9 lives then so be it.

So here we lead into next week 6-29-06 of Hell’s Kitchen.

 86’d from Hell’s Kitchen to date:
Giacomo – 6-19-06
Polly -   6-12-06
Gabe - 6-12-06
Larry - 6-12-06

That leave on the Women’s Red team:
Heather
Virginia
Rachel
Sara

The Blue Men’s Team is left with:
Tom
Garrett
Keith

See you Next week 6-26-06 on Hell’s Kitchen Recap and Review
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